Night ws dark
Moon ws high
Boy stopped bike
Girl asked Y?
he came close
she felt shy & he said
dhakka mar heroin Petrol khatam ho gaya
Six Ladkiya aayegi
Pandit: Tumhare jeevan me 6 ladkiya aayegi.
Boy:Wow kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyaada khush hone ki bat ni hai "1 patni aur 5 betiyan hai"
Boy:Wow kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyaada khush hone ki bat ni hai "1 patni aur 5 betiyan hai"
Chand
LALU: "E rabri tum to hamaar chand ho" RABRI:"Na ji hamka ye chand-vand mat kaha karo, ye sasure AMERICA wale roz chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.
Warranty Expired
Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law..
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
Smart Father-in-law:
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE!"
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
Smart Father-in-law:
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE!"
Shesh Naag Godh
Hubby wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. wife: kaisa lag raha hai ji. Hubby: aise jaise bhagwann vishnu shesh naag ki godh me lete hoon
Sone ka kya rate hai
Jewellery shop mein santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Y?
Santa ne sales-girls se kaha: apki ek ek item gazab ki he, sone ka kya rate hai
Santa ne sales-girls se kaha: apki ek ek item gazab ki he, sone ka kya rate hai
Shatabdi Express
wife: zaldi me ho kya shatabdi kyo chala rahe ho malgadi chalao, itne me bachcha bed par se gira aur bola ke behanchodo kuchh bhi chalao par passanger ko to mat girao
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