Night ws dark

Night ws dark
Moon ws high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked Y?

he came close

she felt shy & he said



dhakka mar heroin Petrol khatam ho gaya

Six Ladkiya aayegi

Pandit: Tumhare jeevan me 6 ladkiya aayegi.
Boy:Wow kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyaada khush hone ki bat ni hai "1 patni aur 5 betiyan hai"

Chand

LALU: "E rabri tum to hamaar chand ho" RABRI:"Na ji hamka ye chand-vand mat kaha karo, ye sasure AMERICA wale roz chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

Warranty Expired

Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law..
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
Smart Father-in-law:
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE!"

Shesh Naag Godh

Hubby wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. wife: kaisa lag raha hai ji. Hubby: aise jaise bhagwann vishnu shesh naag ki godh me lete hoon

Sone ka kya rate hai

Jewellery shop mein santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Y?
Santa ne sales-girls se kaha: apki ek ek item gazab ki he, sone ka kya rate hai

Shatabdi Express

wife: zaldi me ho kya shatabdi kyo chala rahe ho malgadi chalao, itne me bachcha bed par se gira aur bola ke behanchodo kuchh bhi chalao par passanger ko to mat girao

Deep Thought

A mother makes her son "intelligent" in 20 year by her LOVE, but a girl makes him "fool" in 20 mins by using the word LOVE

Bachay Kahan se download kiye hai

Wife 2 husb: Tumhain pyaar karna hi aata?
Husb: to kya ye 3 bachay Internet se download kiye ha?
Wife: Nahi ye to tiwari ji ki pen drive se liye hai...

Baapu kyo haste hai

Munna:Baapu har note me haste kyo rehte hai? Dollar k note pe toh lincoin nahi hasta
Circuit:Simple bhai america ki aurtein apne blouse mein paise nahi rakhti

Want to see future

Girl 2 Swami: can I see d future
Swami:Yes u can kapde utaro aur godi ban jao
Girl:I feel u want 2 fuck me
Swami: dekha future dikhne laga na